Absolutely abysmal experience, very much resonating with the other negative reviews. The girl is a bad actor, going through the motions in all she does. Denies basic services (d*ggy), is super controlling and gets irritated super easily, puts hands in the middle throughout so one can't really move freely more than 1 or 2 cm, moans and says "yes yes yes" repeatedly in an horrendous and artificial way throughout while looking bored, chit-chats of nothing with the attitude of someone who's doing you a great favour. Absolutely to avoid.

I’m not entirely sure where to start here so please excuse my lack of brevity. If I could score a minus I would. A bit of context to start - I moved the appointment from 22:00 to 22:30 by informing the agency at 17:52 via SMS. The reply was “Sure she will arrive @10:30pm, please”. I then subsequently advised I would be ready at 22:45 via SMS at 22:03. Lassy arrived the hotel lobby for approximately 22:52 and I went down to the lobby to meet her. Upon meeting her she appeared uninterested and a bit terse – I assumed this might be as we were in a public place. First impressions, aesthetically very attractive. We arrived at my room and she proceeded to ask me to remove her shoes and hang up her jacket. She wasn’t particularly polite and was bordering on instructing me to do so. I got the paperwork out of the way and proceeded to try and initiate a kiss – she replied by stating she did not want to mess up her makeup and not to kiss her. The next 30 to 40 minutes is the worst I’ve ever encountered in my time of punting. She was wearing a rubber dominatrix type outfit – I can only hypothesise this was for another subsequent booking that she was going to as I didn’t request it. I can’t describe all her attributes as she didn’t remove all of the outfit – just got her boobs out and rubbed them in my face a little but then proceeded to inform me to be gentle with them as they were sensitive. She then rubbed herself up and down me and didn’t do a great deal else. She asked what I liked, I stipulated GFE, RO, 69 and so on – pretty standard stuff and all listed as services she offered. I received none of these. She checked her phone approximately seven times during our limited time together and after rubbing herself all over me she stopped a half-hearted HJ and then moved away from me and attempted to make small talk using her limited English proficiency (probably a five out of ten). I found this extremely distracting – it was an obvious tactic to stall for time. I’ve now ascertained the following about her – she likes red wine but only with food, smokes occasionally, would like to learn the Rumba and cannot swim. This is all thoroughly enthralling stuff but of no relevance to why I was meeting her. When I tried to initiate anything else, she would move away and recoil in disdain. I was so distressed and upset by what was going on I sat there with a limp member – she then stated that it was one c*m only and that she’d believed I’d c*m as I said it was sensitive and had gone soft! Given her chosen career path, the fact that she cannot ascertain when someone has climaxed is rather alarming! She also informed me that she wanted to get to know me so we could have some chemistry like she does with her other clients and when I stated I wanted her to RO she stated she was not that sort of girl! Lassy informed me that I had messed her about by changing times and that perhaps I should pay her extra for the loss of income as she had to cancel other appointments. Bear in mind the change of 30 minutes was informed to the agency at 17:52, which I feel is more than adequate and had there been an issue with it why was the booking not cancelled? She made reference to this at least three times. Upon “completion” of her visit she used the shower in my hotel room and basically told me to get her jacket for her. I subsequently called the agency and spoke to a gentleman who I had spoken to the first time I’d used the agency. He has advised that he was surprised about my experience given Lassy’s other reviews – I concurred that I was genuinely shocked. This is the second time I’ve used this agency and the first booking was incredible and following a subsequent booking with the same girl was just as good. I will be doing a review of her soon. The difference in service is stark and I cannot understand what has happened. I was a complete gentleman, am of good hygiene, of good body composition and in my 30s. All I can hypothesise is that she had another booking or felt messed around in some way. Had the change of time been an issue, why did she not articulate this to the agency or why did the agency not inform me that the time could not be moved? To conclude, she spent maybe 45 minutes with me in total, informed me I had messed her around and should recompense her for a loss of income, rubbed herself around me a few times, kissed my ears and flooded them with saliva, complained a bit more, checked her phone then left. I have never experienced anything like this in my life and it thoroughly ruined my time in London after having had a very good day.

My worst experience. She is pleasant, but no DT and no CIM performed or even attempted (despite of she took 100 extra for this), no doggy allowed. Very dissapointing. Would recommend to avoid and would not go back.

Pleasant but checked her phone multiple times in the hour. No oral offered or attempted, no intercourse offered or attempted, just a HJ and massage on offer. Mid way through trying to finish she walks to her phone and says time is up and I have to leave. Left feeling very dissatisfied at the lack of basic escort services on offer and clock watching attitude. Would not recommend and would not go back.

Looks - out of this world gorgeous, and super kind to make the extra effort with the outfit. 10/10 Good in the bedroom. Very gentle and caring, good conversationalist. Recommended!

I had the most amazing evening with Lassy. Apart from her obvious aesthetic beauty which is well portrayed in the pics and are most certainly accurate, she was professional, yet very sweet, compassionate, smart, able to hold an interesting conversation amd just generally such a cool person to hang out with and talk about all sort of sh*t during recovery periods inbetween physical sessions. She's an absolute sweetheart. As for the intimate services offered, just trust me, she is very talented and will blow your mind! Thanks again so much Lassy. You lifted my spirits and put a smile on my face during very difficult times. (now 2 days later and its still there )

Lassy was fantastic! Really nice and pleasant girl, very beautiful and great sexy body. My hour with her was amazing, I'm definitely coming back! Not to get into too much detail but her BJ is actually out of this world, may have been the best I've ever had. Lassy was hot, passionate and involved, an awesome PSE finished with a liberating CIF. Counting the days until my next meet with her and wishing you well if you're reading this, Lassy! XXX

One of the best experience with Diva, guys don't stay and think, just go to her. I was reading the other reviews and i booked her for 2 h for first time, and i had a great time, the picture ar almost real, the body is like in the pic, but the her face is 5 time more beautiful in real then the pic. All the service provided, and one of the best bj ever received, she really know how to go deep. I will se her again very soon for sure.

Very beautiful, sexy and nice. A real PSE

Lassy is wonderful, super fit and toned body, great tan, amazing kisser, I had a tremendous hour with Lassy, can’t wait to see her again tomorrow, she’s that incredible that I had to book her for tomorrow.